When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.
Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.
by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020
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Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you
OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
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A dude who tried searching himself on urban dic to find a nice definition (completely unrelated to him) but still made him smile. So he wrote his own definition thanking the person who wrote the other definition. Because this website is that weird.
Chris: “You know sam?”
Rob: “oh yeah, he’s a dumbass!”

Or

Shaun: “Remember Sam?”
Kaden: “Of course I do, He’s great!”
by Sam25739 November 27, 2020
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Sam is the most low key dude you will ever meat. He is hilarious he will always make you laugh, no matter what mode you are in. Sam is super sexy and hot he is so fly, he can get any girl he wants or guy ;) (pause). He's just built different, SAM is a MAN. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. He will never back down from a challenge, he will knock people out with one punch. He will have you back.
Sam is the just OMG.
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Samming or *samming*

1- The look of complete adoration and love that only one can achieve when looking at the love of their life, AKA One Direction.

2- The action of copying Sam.

ORIGINATING from a tumblr post; a picture of a male fan standing in the GA section of the crowd of a one direction concert, with a look of awe on his face- ‘he needs a place in this fandom. Let’s call him Sam’.
Did you see that man in the crowd looking at One Direction- “he was samming

“I’m samming over that new photo of Liam payne
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An all round great person. Extremely kind to everyone and the best person to be around. They give funny advice but also good advice. They don’t judge you. They don’t care what other people think of them and always seem very cheerful. If you see them about they are always willing to say hello and give you a hug. You could spend hours on end with them. Don’t ever lose a SAM they are the best.
Hey I saw SAM in town today. She came over and gave me a hug. She is so nice.
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