The Roman Sledge Hammer 

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

The Roman Sledge Hammer by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

Use the roman stew 

To reuse an an already existing design

We could build a new system for scheduling shifts, or we could just use the roman stew

Use the roman stew by jamarama December 17, 2020

Eat the roman soup 

To reuse an existing standard

We could build a new system, or we could just eat the roman soup

Eat the roman soup by jamarama December 17, 2020

Speak the Roman 

To talk simply. Usually said after someone says something really confusing or stupid.

Person 1: So from what you said, I really don't see how the fire would then not count as damage.
Person 2: Speak the Roman, man.

Speak the Roman by Ub3r Obama April 29, 2011

like the romans

no condom sex with someone who is probably has STDs

yo you put on a rubber for that hoe?

nah we did it like the romans

plurarl for

like the romans by a812373 October 8, 2009

The Romans 

The Roman Empire was very powerful, especially in AD 117, when they controlled most of Europe. The emperor was Julius Caesar. (I think there were more, but I can't be bothered to list all of them.) They were very civilised, at the time, and apparently knew how to keep order.

1. Brian - "Bloody Romans"

2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

The Romans by MichaelToTheJ May 29, 2007

Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.

Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025