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fold and reuse 

While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.
Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"
fold and reuse by stockman09 March 3, 2008

reduce reuse recycle 

3 amigos who when put together can solve any crime because
Reduce: the criminals life

Reuse: the body for evidence

Recycle: The criminals life away

Criminal1: Have you herd about the trio that go by the name of reduce reuse recycle .

Criminal 2: No! what are they?

Criminal1: Ya there a group of law enforcers

Criminal2: Oh shit I gotta watch out
reduce reuse recycle by Kaiden m December 5, 2017

Reduce, reuse, and recycle 

A person who keeps fucking the same people in order to not add to their body count.
i’m going to reduce, reuse, and recycle “” tonight.
when a regs kid in your ap class steals your answer by rewording your answer
Dude Veronica just regsed you.
regsed by rhsone February 3, 2017

Spontaneous Research Call

A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.

Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.

Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.
In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.

Reesedawg 

Verb. The act of having anal sex with no lube to the point a butt fire starts.
My homeowners insurance said they would not cover the fire damage because it was started by my wife and I Reesedawging.
Reesedawg by Redrum_____ May 28, 2018