the randall

The act of masturbating with both hands turned inward and knuckles touching.

My hands were dirty but I was horny, so I used the randall move.

by Smokey255 May 29, 2018

The Randall Empire

A conglomerate of youth and adults, all inspired, mentored or taught by the illustrious Moist "Mark" Randall. Only those who have shown true dedication to being an asshole are inducted in the Empire, and none other than Ulf may ever be removed.

Jake: Why aren't I a Legend like Miguel? Miguel: Cuz son, You ain't in the Randall Empire.

by EagerBeaverWeaver March 27, 2019

The Randall Effect

When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect

Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.

by futureactiveparticiple February 12, 2015

The Full Randall

Spread you ass cheeks and you asshole for 15 seconds and if someone looks directly into your asshole you have to start the timer over until the 15 second timer goes off with No one looking into it

“Did the stripper go the full month?”
“He went the The Full Randall til someone looked at him, he was standing there for a full 5 mins, we couldn’t stop looking into it.”

by Carbon42069 February 14, 2020

the wet randall

the act of spluging in an ear of the same sex. than sticking ur member in the ear and twisting it back and forth.

i gave davers the wet randall

by the wet randall September 8, 2009

Eric the Mexican Randall

a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.

Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!

by Daddysmerk September 8, 2015

Handle the Randal

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.

Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.

by Media Nox March 23, 2007