5 definitions by futureactiveparticiple
Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.
I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.
I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.
by futureactiveparticiple January 30, 2016
That one split-second you want to live in forever. You were worry-free, no problems were plaguing your brain, and you were just happy.
by futureactiveparticiple December 25, 2014
It's an acquired taste.
Kissing is like coffee, it's not any good the first time.
"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"
"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"
"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"
"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"
by futureactiveparticiple March 20, 2014
Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!
by futureactiveparticiple July 4, 2017
When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect
Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
by futureactiveparticiple February 13, 2015