Definitions by futureactiveparticiple

48 Hour Rule 

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.

Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!

48 Hour Rule by futureactiveparticiple July 4, 2017

Testosterocious 

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.

Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.

Testosterocious by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016

The Randall Effect 

When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect

Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.

The Randall Effect by futureactiveparticiple February 12, 2015

Hakuna Matata Moment

That one split-second you want to live in forever. You were worry-free, no problems were plaguing your brain, and you were just happy.

The second I first laid eyes on the love of my life is definitely my Hakuna Matata moment.

Hakuna Matata Moment by futureactiveparticiple December 24, 2014

Kissing is Like Coffee

It's an acquired taste.

Kissing is like coffee, it's not any good the first time.

"How was your first kiss with Matt?"
"OMG he's definitely a Starbucks!!!"

"My first kiss was like cold instant coffee"

Kissing is Like Coffee by futureactiveparticiple April 26, 2014