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The greatest fantasy football league that has ever been created. Some refer to it as only a celebration of bafoonery, whist the wise understand and respect it for what it is….perfection.
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“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
by Patcommish September 4, 2021
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The act of checking both your front pockets with your hands without actaully going inside the pocket to make sure you have everything. Includes checking for your cell phone, wallet, keys, etc. (usually all of these). If you don't feel the items you are looking for you may move onto checking your other pockets.
Before I left I did the pat to make sure I had everything
by EFarr November 29, 2007
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The Pat Benatar

While receiving fellatio, you give a female a short hair cut. Upon climax you have said female sing "hit me with your best shot" as you cum on her new do........fire awaaaaaaaaaaay!
Justins mom loves The Pat Benatar. Shes a good singer.
by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009
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the pat sullivan

when you jerk four times in one day
withoput lotion or lubricant resulting in sores on your penis
"hey rasheed, i jerked off 4 times saturday without loition and now i have asore on it" , pat sullivan
by sheed April 23, 2005
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The Pat McAfee Show

The best show on YouTube hosted by the NFLs greatest punter ever!
I am currently watching The Pat McAfee Show with the boys.
by DK MetcaIf December 4, 2020
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The Pat Borders

The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.
The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.
by theruuturegime July 15, 2007
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The Pat Sajak

The act of becoming sexually aroused while spinning on an office chair in the center of a circle of naked women while using the penis to slap the posteriors of said women. General practice is that upon stopping of the spin, intercourse is had to the point where the objective woman utters as many vowel sounds as possible.
I never expected to do The Pat Sajak while at the swingers party last night.
by Slash Nguyen May 20, 2011
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