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“Have you heard about “The Pat?”

“My ultimate goal in life is to be a member. I’m working in my application video for next year. As they say, excellence, commitment, humility.”
by Patcommish September 4, 2021
To give a "pat pat"
when u hit someone's top of the head softly, with open hand, usually to make compliments, generally used with animals or kids.
It's often used in comics language as
onomatopeic word
(in peanuts' strips "pat pat" situations are often drawn)
by Sheeva_Nephtis-Flynetz November 30, 2005
"I was hoping for some pat pat while out here with Jess."
"If I buy her everything she wants, I will get some pat pat tonight."
by KayseeLovesWindykins July 12, 2015
A Pat is an epic and really cool dude that wants to help everyone he meets. He is caring and sweet, and will try his best everyday. But at the same time, he could be the scariest person ever. WARNING: DONT MESS WITH A PAT
Today I met Pat and he was really cool, we should all be really cool buddies.
by HeyLookItsThatGuyOverThere March 17, 2017
Two consecutive gentle taps on the fleshiest part of the buttocks.
While you are hugging your boyfriend/girlfriend you give them a Pat Pat.
by Karissa August 18, 2004
To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
"He was up till the early hours patting"
by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020