The Navy 

A branch of the military that is a complete hellhole. You enlist, thinking that the bonus that your recruiter offered you will be a lot of money, but just adds up to an extra $2.00 a week. All of the other branches call The Navy nerds, while they're the only branch who never actually gets enough service to do nerdy things like play Fortnite or Minecraft. You are stuck on a ship for months at a time, and everyone is stuck to do every job because everyone is in the Army instead. People clog the toilets just so that the ship can't deploy, and all that does is summon YOU to plumb it, because that's Navy life for ya.

Sailor 1: Fuck, we're getting deployed again?
Sailor 2: Yep. I tried to clog the toilets so we didn't have to go but-
Sailor 1: Jesus Christ, that was you? I had to plunge that shit!
Sailor 2: But you're a Sonar Tech!
Sailor 1: Well, this is The Navy so everyone is a plumber now.

The Navy by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020

the navy 

The group you call when you have one of three situations:

1. a war

2. a genocidal shooting

3. a robot takeover

1. "we're shipping you out to Iraq"

2. "we need the navy to stop this man!"

3. "squidward!, the robots have taken over the navy!"

the navy by [e-mail] December 25, 2016

The Navy SEAL 

This is an intimidation technique that is primarily used to keep a woman quiet when she is being too loud during the throws of passion. You wrap your strong arm around her neck and grab her chin and jaw, and then cover her mouth with you weak hand. You then say to her: "If you dont shut the fuck up, I will snap your neck". If this doesnt shut her up then nothing will. Besides actually doing it.....

I was railing this chick at her house the other night, but I didnt realize her mom was across the hall. When I found out, I had to give that girl The Navy SEAL to make sure I didnt get caught.

The Navy SEAL by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005

The Navy Seal 

You Sneak Up On woman rip her clothes off and punch her in the nose. as she bleeds all over her face you pull ur balls across her eyes like goggles and spit on her while saying "ride the waves, Ride the Waves" while she jerks you off.

I cant wait to see a trick so i can the navy seal her ass.

The Navy Seal by ToMMyGuNNz April 1, 2009

The Navy's Finest

A Synonym for Cum or Semen.

Bob : Dude Stacy can get The Navy's Finest
Derrek : I know right?

The Navy's Finest by McButterMilkBiscuit December 17, 2017

The Navy SEAL Burger 

Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.

They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.

The Navy SEAL Burger by Mohaf March 11, 2024

whats gravy in the navy 

Ricky "Faze" Banks intro to his Youtube videos.

Whats gravy in the navy you little squid freaks!

whats gravy in the navy by ThatHuskGuy August 21, 2016