3 definitions by thenormalnobody
Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.
By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
by thenormalnobody January 21, 2020
A branch of the military that is a complete hellhole. You enlist, thinking that the bonus that your recruiter offered you will be a lot of money, but just adds up to an extra $2.00 a week. All of the other branches call The Navy nerds, while they're the only branch who never actually gets enough service to do nerdy things like play Fortnite or Minecraft. You are stuck on a ship for months at a time, and everyone is stuck to do every job because everyone is in the Army instead. People clog the toilets just so that the ship can't deploy, and all that does is summon YOU to plumb it, because that's Navy life for ya.
Sailor 1: Fuck, we're getting deployed again?
Sailor 2: Yep. I tried to clog the toilets so we didn't have to go but-
Sailor 1: Jesus Christ, that was you? I had to plunge that shit!
Sailor 2: But you're a Sonar Tech!
Sailor 1: Well, this is The Navy so everyone is a plumber now.
Sailor 2: Yep. I tried to clog the toilets so we didn't have to go but-
Sailor 1: Jesus Christ, that was you? I had to plunge that shit!
Sailor 2: But you're a Sonar Tech!
Sailor 1: Well, this is The Navy so everyone is a plumber now.
by thenormalnobody January 21, 2020
This girl is unlike any other girl. She is very complicated and rather picky with her friends. But if she does choose for you to be in her life, YOU ARE LUCKY. She is smokin' hot and looks like a goddess, but she thinks otherwise and calls herself a fat potato. Once she opens up to you, she is extremely funny, caring, and often, brutally honest. She is the heart of the friend group, and she will always be there when you need her most!
Guy 1: Wow! That girl us hot. Should I ask that girl out?
Guy 2: No. That's Chloe. She's actually not a slut.
Guy 1: Damn it.
Guy 2: No. That's Chloe. She's actually not a slut.
Guy 1: Damn it.
by thenormalnobody January 21, 2020