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The baddest mother fucker i've ever seen. he's a hit man for KAOS. He also works with every US government group like CIA, NSA, FBI, US Marshals, etc. He also works with other countries like Colombia, England, Germany, etc. Don't mess with this guy. "You give me shit, I give you a bullet." - The Max
The Max is the baddest mother fucker i've ever seen
The Max by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008
Words you can keep

The Max Power Way 

The Max Power way is just the wrong way....but faster!
"Homer Simpson: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
The Max Power Way by IX June 11, 2006

The Max Baucus 

"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.

Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.

The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.
"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these white bumps down there and everything burns, and I think I'm going blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"
The Max Baucus by TheMaxBaucus September 10, 2009

The Max Lean 

A lean in which a male of the species rests his frame on one arm, leaning in to listen to a female speak with the intention of sleeping with her.
"Oh shit. Max did the max lean! He must wanna f**k this girl!"
The Max Lean by MythMiggy November 9, 2019

The Max Rudderham Shit 

The Max RudderHam Shit Is the longest but smoothest shit you'll ever see
A boy had a long smooth shit , he is called max rudderham that's why it's called the max rudderham shit

Awesome. Awesome to the max! 

a catchphrase said by "that guy" in Futurama Season 4 Episode 9 (Futurestock) emphasizing his 80's style. Back in the 80's "Awesome" and "to the max!" were hackneyed quips that people would spout to sound cool. Nowadays, people usually say it for camp value... especially since even in the 80's it was slightly tacky...
FRY: (whispers to That Guy) Hey, buddy... I'm from the same time as you. Remember that song, Safety Dance?

THAT GUY: Sure do! We can dance!
(starts humming 'The Safety Dance' and Fry follows)

FRY: Y'know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

THAT GUY: I tell you; Two go-go 80's Reaganauts like us... we could rule this world!

FRY: No question!

THAT GUY: If only someone would give us a shot.

FRY: They're scared of our raw power. Oh, but if you want a job, I could beg everyone at the company where I work.

THAT GUY: Awesome. Awesome to the max!

Zany to the max. 

A phrase that describes the wackiness of the Warner Siblings from Animaniacs (Yakko, Wakko, and Dot).
It's time for Animaniacs, and we're zany to the max.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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