The lemon 

When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.

I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon

The lemon by J Daddy 2020 January 19, 2021

the lemon icy

sex move: doing doggy style while simultaneously shoving her face in the snow, turn her around and piss on her snow covered face.

we fucked outside but it was so cold and i had to piss so bad i just gave her the lemon icy

the lemon icy by &h@vin46&2 December 15, 2014

the lemon law

the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.

i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)

That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick

the lemon law by The Graham November 23, 2009

The Lemon and Saucepan club 

A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike.

Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon

Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany

To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'

Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.

The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:

1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance

2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance

3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil

4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat

5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan

6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan

7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances

8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.

9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing

10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.

The Lemon and Saucepan club

The Lemon and Saucepan club by Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon October 29, 2004

the lemon squeeze

When someone inserts the index and middle finger in the vagina, then inserts the thumb in the anus. Then you squeeze the taint together like a lemon

I gave her the lemon squeeze
Fingermasturbate

the lemon squeeze by Rob 409 September 25, 2016

the lemon party 

When a grown man grabs another mans balls and squeezes them so hard that they pop.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the lemon party tonight?

Guy 2: Sure!

the lemon party by zachbulb January 14, 2023

The Lemon Pickle 

The sexual activity is preformed by two humans, it involves a penis, vagina and unrine. The male inserts his penis in the vagina as normal, but before the penis is in, the woman pees on the males penis for extra lube.

Jillian - ''Have you done The Lemon Pickle yet? ''

Becky - '' No, but i heard it was the bomb''

Jillian - '' Yeah, sister.''

The Lemon Pickle by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009