3 definitions by J Daddy 2020
When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time
by J Daddy 2020 October 17, 2020
When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.
I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon
by J Daddy 2020 January 19, 2021
A rich delusional old racist white man who is unfit to be president but voted into office by a bunch of idiots who can't do anything for themselves and consider the government there mommy and daddy.
by J Daddy 2020 January 22, 2021