The Joel 

God's father.

The Joel needs no followers, no worshipers, no recognition. That's why he made God.

The Joel by burritooooo November 12, 2018

The Joel 

Sexual intercourse with a mentally handicap female with a pillow over her face.

Jason pulled "The Joel" on cindy from Washoe County Retarded Citizens community while holding a pillow over her face

The Joel by Big DT April 22, 2010

The Joel Rub 

A bisexual or gay male who plays off being drunk or high to get a free rub or cop a feel from another or group of males.

The Joel Rub: After that shot he went to the bathroom, he got a Joel Rub on those guys by the wall.

The Joel Rub by VanillaDrizzle August 8, 2008

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

The Joel Hansen by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

The Joel Garth 

A person who is oddly infatuated with Garth Brooks.

Garth is love, Garth is life said the Joel Garth.

The Joel Garth by The Joel Garth October 15, 2019

Joel The Roll 

Master of rolling.

Sometimes referred to as “JTR” or “Joel el Rollo”, Joel is a famous roller best known for his ability to roll literally anything.

His hobbies include rolling things, sometimes putting said rolled things into his system, and hanging out with his girlfriend Grace.

Special talents include underwater sex and scoring the lowest on a gay test.

He’s the roll.

Grace: Hey Joel(The Roll) can you roll this for me?

Joel The Roll: Of course baby, that’s my specialty! Just roll it over here as I always say.

Joel The Roll by BibleStudy October 29, 2018

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

The Dirty Joel by Meatman121 September 4, 2019