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N. The hen is the ultimate bullshitter. He/She is constantly trying to deceive and/or prank you. The hen is not to be trusted under any circumstance. Most politicians are hens.

V. To deceive constantly
N. Arlen Specter is the hen. He deceived Republican voters for many years before revealing himself as a Democrat.

V. Arlen Specter henned Republicans for like 50 years.
The Hen by pclark21 May 24, 2011
Words you can keep

The Hen's Mustard 

Used colloquially to mean an unnecessary addition of something 'Exciting' to what is already considered a functioning - if boring activity/object/product
"I used to quite like Dave's car, but that spoiler really is the Hen's Mustard"

Slam The Hen 

To have sex with a hot chick (Women)
brother, i just slammed that hen over there last week, hence Slam The Hen

letting the hen outta the coop 

Utilizing the tantalizing powers of hennessey to make the things you say more interesting, make women appear more attractive and make yourself virtually invincible to criticism.

Downside of letting the hen outta the coop is the propensity to remove one's pants and wear them as a hat.
As soon as I let the hen outta the coop I was the coolest guy in the room.

Dude ... whatever ... you passed out.

Ben the hen 

Kind of a way to say transgender if you don't want to overtly say transgender just say Ben the hen
Ben the hen by Dr. Asbestos May 22, 2018

Whore in the hen house

1. To “sweep something under the rug
2. Using a hen house to store your whore
My wife got suspicious of a girl so I suck that whore in the hen house

Roosters in the hen house 

Straight men at a lesbian bar
Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house
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