The guinea pig

A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.

Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.

The guinea pig by BigNerd9000 June 28, 2017

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Feeding the guinea pig

A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming

Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.

Feeding the guinea pig by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017

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Charlie the drunk guinea pig

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

Charlie the drunk guinea pig by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010

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The Ecuadorian Guinea Pig

The act of a male rimming a female that is on all fours while proceeding to finger her, resembling the manner in which one would eat a guinea pig in Ecuador.

"hey, how was Ecuador?"
"Good, I gave this prostitute The Ecuadorian Guinea Pig.

The Ecuadorian Guinea Pig by ....that one guy January 13, 2014

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theguineapig

The one who is usually getting his ass kicked at whatever it is he may be doing.

Maybe someday theguineapig will stop sucking so hard and actually pull off a victory? naw...

theguineapig by iggitychin August 18, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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