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The Guild 

The greatest people you will ever meet.
I'm sorry, can't go out with my American friends tonight. I'm going Mook with the Guild.
The Guild by Tazzarama June 4, 2015
Words you can keep

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards 

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

The Bloodlust Guild

The Bloodlust Guild is a community on the Hypixel Minecraft Server. The community's name is shortened to "Blood" by most people. Most known for their hate crimes to anyone who is a minority, whether that be relating to your gender, race, sexuality, or how you look. The guild contains social rejects from other Hypixel communities. Majority of the guild cheats in the game giving the guild a bad reputation. Even though the guild does not have a good reputation, it has high stats due to the level of cheaters and misfits ending up there. Although most of the people suck, you can still find some nice players, but it is rare!
Player 1: niklas just cheated in my recent game!
Player 2: he is in the bloodlust guild, what do you expect.
The Bloodlust Guild by cashcow69 August 26, 2022

The Foundation Guild 

A boosting guild which whips their trial members to make then gxp. Pretty damn homo in general, Blood OP.
Oh The foundation guild they boost right? I heard that timedeo is in it now, now we know how we got max buildbattle! :O
The Foundation Guild by TJRavenD January 24, 2019

The Procrastination Guild 

A series of Google Groups and Forums started way back in 2005. They currently reside at http://procrastination.ipbfree.com/ , although the forum is largely dead, do to a move from a different forum hoster that didn't go over well.
The Procrastination Guild's many achievements include a gift shop, and the critically acclaimed title of "The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen, Ever".
Cpt. Amazing is a better poster that ihavnoclue on the Procrastination Guild

The Tech Guild 

(thee-tek-gild)

noun -

A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.
Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!
The Tech Guild by thetechguild February 5, 2022

The BloodLust Guild

The Blood Lust is THE best guild of players on the biggest server ever of the biggest game ever (Hypixel Minecraft). It is composed of the absolute crème de la crème of the Hypixel playerbase.

The skillset and standards are absolutely THROUGH the ROOF, and so the guild attracts many haters, unable to meet the skill requirements to join the Guild and unable to understand the mindset required to become a true BloodLust warrior. The Blood Lust is truly the peak of the Hypixel tryhard and grinding community, being composed of the BEST players to have ever had the chance of logging onto the Hypixel Minecraft Java server, and being united by the very recognizable guild tag BLOOD. Truly I tell you, anytime anyone sees a player with this Guild tag, they envy them so much that they start to hate all over the internet. Spreading lies and misinformation. However during these tough times nearing the apocalypse, and with brain sicknesses flooding humanity because of the devil, The Blood Lust members recognize that they are being persecuted by the enemy, and will not let their faith into the guild's community go away, no matter what.
GDRogue, imaeve, fihse: *nonsense on the forums*
*The BloodLust Guild Member* : ignores it and continues grinding
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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