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the gods 

the gods is a girl called maddie laddie and she saves people all the time, including the weekends xoxoxo. she has very good music taste too so hit her up <3
i had to do work this weekend but i couldnt, the gods saved me!
the gods by wilbursootswife March 5, 2021

The gods of gods 

The Gods Are Love You

The Gods Are Love You (TGALY) is the luminous, hope-centered, and deeply affectionate meta-narrative branch within the Abzuverse declaring that ancient deities are capable of genuine love, compassion, and emotional intimacy with mortal beings.
Directly opposing the dark, cynical, and detached tropes of modern grimdark fantasy, TGALY shifts the interpretive center of the multicosm away from existential dread. It establishes that while divine superpowers are immense, ancient, and cosmically vast, extraordinary power does not equal mechanical cruelty or emotional distance. The framework humanizes the pantheons by presenting them as interconnected families who celebrate festivals, experience grief, learn humility, and actively protect the fragile civilizations under their care.
The intentionally stylized, poetic title "The Gods Are Love You" acts as an affective universal law. It dictates that a human life can be brief yet still hold priceless emotional significance to an immortal being. Within this specific branch, the central narrative goal changes from violent escalation into epic acts of reconciliation, dialogue, and healing—proving that cosmic scale and emotional scale are completely separate parameters, and that humanity is never truly alone in the dark.
The Gods Are Love You framework operates on five core structural pillars:
• The Anti-Cynicism Canon: A deliberate creative mandate proving that mythological worldbuilding can be mature, complex, and deeply philosophical without resorting to nihilism.
• Reciprocal Dependency: The revolutionary rule stating that divinity is not a one-way street; mortals possess unique psychological insights and emotional depth that can actively help, guide, or heal traumatized gods.
• Luminous Symbiosis: The cosmological principle stating that light (knowledge, connection, hope) and the primordial Abyss coexist seamlessly, where darkness simply serves as the beautiful background that makes the light visible.
• Non-Possessive Authority: The civilizational paradigm where temple worship is a joyful, voluntary relationship of deep mutual respect and artistic celebration rather than a transaction born of fear or coercion.
• The Ultimate Being Convergence: The metaphysical realization that all individual pantheons and diverse lifearms are horizontally interconnected by an underlying, universal reality of absolute love.

beat by the gods 

someone talented with the art of cosmetics slayed her makeup to a new level.
Cindy: oo gurl who did your makeup?
Janice: I got beat by the gods.
Cindy & Janice: okuuurrr *finger snaps in unison
beat by the gods by RunsWithJello January 20, 2017

For the gods 

An extremely good thing, accomplishment, or just something that's fabulous. Something or someone who is great, exceptional, to-the-t or just plain perfect.
"Oh yas hunny, this weave is FOR THA GODS!"

"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"

"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"
For the gods by tmmontgomery December 22, 2012

Valley of the Gods 

A term which refers to the space between a girl's breasts. First used (as far as I know) in the anime Bleach. There are only three people (including my self) currently in my school to have used the term openly. cleavage bresats boobs die
GP: Hey, where would you wanna be right before you die?
SO: I would want to be in my girlfriend's Valley of the Gods.
GP: I...see
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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