The Epstein 

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".

The Epstein by Sammy "Sausage" Swanson March 6, 2009

The Epstein and Hawking Connection 

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking

The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.

The Epstein and Hawking Connection by zekolonon March 20, 2024

The Epstein List

Something Donald Trump is on.

Donald Trump is on the Epstein list.

The Epstein List by O' Chungus August 31, 2025

The Epstein Files

A bunch of information about a rich child trafficker that was released by the government but most of it is bullshit, censored, or redacted to protect the elites

person 1: Biden and Trump are fuckin retards, they didn't release the Epstein files fully and they make a joke of America
person 2 (israeli sleeper agent): Oy vey stop noticing now

The Epstein Files by mart60 December 21, 2025

Do the Epstein 

To "commit suicide" while having powerful people with motivations for wanting you dead.

"Did you hear about Tim?"
"No, did he Do the Epstein after sleeping with the mayor's wife?"
"Yeah!"

Do the Epstein by bustyorc August 30, 2019

Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files 

Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.

Hym "Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files... To protect the pedophiles on the list and for no other reason. They do not care about justice. They do not care about your lives. They care about having power OVER YOU and KEEPING that power, by any means necessary. So they can molest kids. That's why they need to keep the power. If REE-LON can't pretend to be the creator of AI... How is he going to anal coke-head actresses? Elon was invited to the island! He is not a politician yet somehow read classified documents? Us the weird to anyone other than me or no?"

Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files by Hym Iam July 15, 2025