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The Doyle 

A rare, mythical specimen of man forged from ancient viking (Celtic-Viking) blood and fueled entirely by choccy milk and unshakable delusion. Known for deadlifting small cars for fun and consuming more chicken than an entire food court, The Doyle is the alpha of all protein boys. His veins pump pure creatine, and his spirit animal is a flexing Norse god. Equal parts gym bro, gaga fan, and walking PR, The Doyle can often be spotted mid-sip of his sacred choccy milk between sets, muttering motivational mantras like “that's me baby” and “ that's the bottom line” If you smell chalk, hear grunts echo like war cries, and feel the ground tremble — you’re in the presence of The Doyle. Respect is mandatory.
Bro went full The Doyle at the gym — deadlifted 500 like it was nothing, chugged a choccy milk, and yelled ‘for Valhalla!’ on his way out.”
Words you can keep

do the dooley 

Refers to the act of having sex on top of a kitchen counter. Origins unknown.
Girl: What do you want to do tonight?
Guy: Let's do the dooley.

on the dole 

In England, someone who is receiving state welfare, often for long periods of time, even when they could work.
"What's he doing now then?"
"Oh, he's on the dole, while his girlfriend works in social services"
"Sad bastard!"
on the dole by tvod June 23, 2014

wanking like peter on the dole 

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.
We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

on the dole 

an Australian English term meaning "receiving some form of government handouts/welfare assistance".
if your are on the dole, you are most likely abusing the Western state.
on the dole by Uncle Dimma June 16, 2015

The Daylens Mom 3

Same as before but her son is in on it
The Daylens Mom 3 by Cheese55 September 19, 2019

The Daylens Mom 2 

same as thye last but lots of oral plus free bars of swowce
piss bitch fuck nigga my dick so hard oh my piss so hard oh wait what piss is hard? shut up nigga im cool - andrew tymchuk the daylens mom 2
The Daylens Mom 2 by swowce September 17, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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