elburno's definitions

Procrastination

The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.

Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.

by Elburno February 24, 2008

wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.

We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

by elburno March 8, 2008

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

Irish Queer

Expression used in Ireland to describe a man more interested in women than drinking.

Rory: Alex left a double whiskey on the table to go chatting up some bird.
Shlong: What an Irish queer.
Enda: Yoink

by Elburno December 3, 2007

press

it's like a cupboard only it's a press.

the plates go in the press.

by Elburno October 22, 2008

watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

by Elburno March 2, 2008

shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 9, 2008