The effect of seeing something you think you want, getting that thing, and then as you begin using that thing, you realise you hate it. This is best shown with doughnuts, as they sound delicious, but as you start eating them you realize you hate them.

Guy x: God, I forgot I hate doughnuts, but I bought a dozen and only ate 1
Guy z: Its the doughnut effect!

The Doughnut Effect by Raptorjesus117 November 28, 2010

bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut

Kick the stress away and go for your dreams

"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"

bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut by whitecoffee February 26, 2015

Kick the doughnut

To insert one's toe into a butthole.

Guy1: "Dayyyummm.... check out that boo with the booty... I'm tryin to kick the doughnut"

Guy 2: "Shit, man... you nasty."

Kick the doughnut by turd_burglar699 January 1, 2012

Glaze the Doughnut

Glazing the Doughnut involves a male ejaculating on and/or around the exterior of a female sexual partner's vagina.

Male A: "So, last night I end up tagging along on my roomate's date. Her and I have great conversations, lots of laughs, he says nothing. I pay for our dinner, we go to a bar and her and I dance all night. We all get home and then she goes to bed with him and I'm sitting alone in the living room."

Male B: "Man, that sucks. The least she could have done was let you Glaze the Doughnut."

Glaze the Doughnut by Richard Head II August 28, 2013

glazing the doughnut

when u beat off perfously then jiz around the rim of a girls asshole, and smear it around with your dick.

i was hungry for a doughnut so i glazed my girlfriend's doughnut. therfore glazing the doughnut

glazing the doughnut by dylanandmatt March 28, 2009

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026