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The Dante 

A drink combination consisting of:

1 tooth crackin cold bottle of Heineken with a lime, and a naked shot of tequila (room temperature). Patron is preferred but you can substitute Cuervo 1800.
Guy in bar (to bartender): Hey man, let me get the Dante.

Bartender: You got it!
The Dante by Ninestein September 16, 2011
Words you can keep

The Dante 

The act of saying “dude are you mad at me”

Or lying about a 40 yard dash time

Origin: lynnfield

Originator: Logan Daigle
Yo u wanna go to the movie with me ? “Dude are you mad at me”. As in the ( The Dante )
The Dante by Logan diaglo June 24, 2021
Means being a menace to society, derived from the character dante in the Devil may cry. Who has chaotic character and doesn't care about anything.
Please don't do the dante...
The dante by Shifuwise January 6, 2026

The dirty Dante

The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.

Dante's The Inferno 

Quite possibly one of the most influential books in an entire era. Dante Aligheri is the author of The Inferno which is an epic story of how Dante crosses the nine circles of hell. The poetic form is what is currently known as a tursa rema. Dante himself was the first writer who entered Europe into the Renaissance because of his reforms in writing and his general genius and influence over an entire continent.
"Through me the way is to the city dolent; Through me the way is to eternal dole; Through me the way among the people lost. Justice incited my sublime Creator; Created me divine Omnipotence, The highest Wisdom and the primal Love. Before me there were no created things, Only Eterne, and I eternal last. All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"
-Inscription of the gates of hell Canto III

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

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