the christopher

The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.

I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew

by Jshizniz July 14, 2017

The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

the christopher markert

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.

Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020

The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.

The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)

by gregory for president January 17, 2023

Christopher Penaldus the 3rd

There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.

Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.

by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023

Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility

whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
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by lezgoo September 23, 2021

Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

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Christopher "Angie": The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025