The Christmas
The Christmas by Jason Walsh July 12, 2008
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The Christmas Special
When it is around Christmas time and the radio stations are playing Christmas music 24/7, get into your buddy's car when he is not paying attention. Tune the radio into a Christmas station and crank the music up and shut the radio off. Next time he goes to start his car, Christmas music will be screaming out his speakers. Also can be called "The Christmas Jingle", "The Holiday Spirit", or "Leaving Somebody Jumping for Joy"
The Christmas special should be used mainly on people who are sensitive to loud noises, or people who hate Christmas music. However, it can be used on anybody as a good practical joke.
The Christmas Special by greasymeatloaf December 3, 2009
The Christmas Delivery
Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'
The Christmas Delivery by Fogt December 16, 2017
the christmas special
the christmas special by avatarthelastairbender December 19, 2010
The Christmas Special
Based off of Belle Delphine's christmas special, the christmas special is a sexual act involving one woman being nutted on by five or more black guys
GUY: Dude i heard your girlfriend is trying to get the christmas special
DUDE: Fuck guess i got to break up with her
DUDE: Fuck guess i got to break up with her
The Christmas Special by lord christmas January 14, 2021
The Christmas Sweet
send a bunch of bees inside his dickhole and order them to produce honey until christmas eve. during the handing out of presents you suck him off and let him sprinkle the cookies and cups of tea on the table. a magical moment. showstopper.
The Christmas Sweet by Krkič December 7, 2019
The Christmas Abyss
The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well
The Christmas Abyss by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName June 30, 2016
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