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The Chav 

A break-up (a couple that is dating) method that is cold and calculated. The path of least resistance is always taken with no confrontation. Texting is ideal, or simply ignoring the situation and "waiting for it to resolve itself" (office space style).
As soon as we landed and went to our respective cars, I sent him a text, "I'm not feeling it"

Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".
The Chav by Goony GNU April 1, 2016
Words you can keep

the chav 

Abbreviation of the Cesar E. Chavez Blvd. (39th Ave.) in SE Portland.
I took the chav from woodstock to clinton.
the chav by trust me i'm not a doctor November 19, 2011

the chav we

The Royal We is where a monarch speaks not only on her own behalf, but on behalf of the country that she is rightfully entitled to make decisions on behalf of. The Chav We, on the other hand, is where you speak as if you are part of something you are only very vaguely related to, like a football team you support.
Alice: We were robbed of that goal! Fucking ref!
Bob: Stop using the chav we, Alice. You don't play football for England. Hell, you'd probably break you toe if you tried to kick a football.
Alice: Oh, shut it.
the chav we by theorbtwo September 1, 2010

damo the chav 

a very very stoooopid little boy who likes to mock women, goths and red dwarf. ..not only goths in general but a goth very much loved by us all and to mock him on his own band site no less...you IDIOT CHAV BOY!
smeg is a very good insult, and does beat sp00nfuck...what the hell do you call a sp00nfuck..and in leet aswel?? well if you're 'leet' you must be cool...
as for women...you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to celibacy. if you're not there already...
you have merely experienced that small smattering of girls who will actually sleep with you..and now, having totally irrationally spouted that shit on the guestbook of the Purged site, you will now never get any girl other than the aforementioned. and i'm damn fucking glad because you don't deserve them!
damo: tom you're such a sp00nfuck.

everyone who knows/loves/has met tom: *punches and pounds 'til death ensues*

Gav The Chav 

A word used to describe a man called Gavin. He is the toughest motherfucker in the word and he is just a pure chav bastard. This fella could stab you in a heartbeat if you got on his nerves. He also loves Chinese more than life itself so never come between him and the Chinese because you’ll know about it.
“Jaysus that’s gav the chav, he’s some scumbag
“Don’t cross me or I’ll give you a fellas number and heel sort you out…..it’s gav the chav btw

becky the chav 

The titok sensation who is much more slay than Callum Haughey / The Primark Queen.
"The primark queen stinks!" Said Tim

"Yes, Becky The Chav is much more slay" replied Susan

the great chav - rocker war

This is a long and brutal war that has lasted a generation. it all started in the 50's when the great riots in brighton brought about the mod and rocker war, this was a war that many of your parents were a part of, it was between two types of people. the mods, they ride vespas and wear brown jakets, they are very british. the rockers which were influenced by american culturethis include motor bikes and leather jakets, they loved the rock n roll music. this war lasted many years from the early 50's until the late 70's. it was a long and hard fight. after many years victory was in the hands of the rockers. mods were nearly wiped out. by this time rockers had evolved into moshers. peace had been achieved... for a brief moment.

After few years of relative peace until the 90's a new people, spiecies were born.... the chav had taken the country by storm. they originated in chatam, but they spread. first across the southern countys this was a fairly harmless mix until they started spreading north. this spread and spread until the mosher became a minority.

moshers did not start this war it started by chavs no longer accepting the moshers and startin small fights. after years this exploded. this war was some what worse then the mod rocker war because both sides are accociated with big groups, a small group from either side would be 30 people. big fights are common.
chavs moshers mods rockers the great chav - rocker war
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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