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The Carlton 

A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."
Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"

Person 2 performs the Carlton

Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"
The Carlton by Bob-A January 7, 2009
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The Carlton 

The Carlton is when the AFL team “Carlton” will kick multiple unanswered goals in a short period of time as they dominate the other team……….. 5 minutes later the scores are level
I can’t believe it they have just done the carlton
The Carlton by FLAGSUNS May 14, 2022

The Shitz Carlton 

Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.
Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.

I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.

The Carlson 

Transmitting gonorrhea
Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her
The Carlson by Catmilklover December 10, 2023

The Charlton effect

When you essentially get fucked by your co-worker
When your co-worker does the bare minimum and you have to cover their slack or lack of ambition. The Charlton effect

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot. 

Person you want to go away by any means needed.
That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Charlton The Crab 

A crab shaped money box with a big grin on his face. Sometimes mistaken for a frog.
Ok, What's the story behind "Charlton The Crab"?
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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