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The Brenda

It is when you jack off in someone eyes sockets while there sleeping and leave it there to dry. When the person wakes up there eyes are matted shut by dry cum looking like they have pink eye.
The Brenda Example: My wife's uncle did this to his wife one night when he was drunk and she would not have sex with him. So he got really mad and while she slept he jacked off on her face and it just so happened to go in both eyes. When she woke up both of her eyes where held shut from dry cum. She though she had pink eye but she was totally wrong.
by Strokan January 4, 2012
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The Brenda

The Brenda Fricker is the gicker or arsehole.
It orignates from the oscar winning actress of the same name.
Pal, he's clearly just sweatin at home sunflowering the brenda off himself
by GillSans January 7, 2010
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Sunflower the Brenda

The act of inserting ones fist into the Brenda Fricker (anus) and spreading the fingers seperately, much like that of a sunflower.
Porno Moby was at home sunflowering the absolute brenda off himself.

John joe loves nothing more than to listen to Gareth Brooks and sunflower the Brenda off himself
by GillSans January 7, 2010
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Brenda The Bed

Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke
Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep
by idkAtThisPoint August 13, 2018
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The Brenden

During oral sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates into the females mouth. She then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.
"That asshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, I gave him "The Brenden."
by ZdaRM October 16, 2011
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The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!
by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022
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The Bendaj Technique

When confronted by disagreeable or annoying people, simply snub them and don't give a shit.
"Bro if she's so annoying just use The Bendaj Technique on her."

"You're really gonna break my trust like that?" "Huh? Whatchu talking about?"
by james82192 September 20, 2023
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