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the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!
the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015

The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.
I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!
The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023

Crackin the Beads 

Hairflip with attitude. The new "WHATEVER!" The equivalent of rolling your eyes in digust, except, using your beads.
Girl: "Hey everyone, look at my new ring that I just bought. It was very expensive!"

Guy 1: "Hey! What kind of mood ring have you got there?"

Girl: "... You're a mood ring!"

(After turning her nose up with disgust, the girl stomps away with major attitude.)

Guy 1: "Whoa!"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was totally Crackin the Beads at you."
Crackin the Beads by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009

Beauty and The Beads 

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.

The Brad and Chad 

When two “heterosexual” bros stroke each other with compliments, each time making the compliment more awesome than the last.
This is the Brad and Chad.
“Brad, your pink and blue flamingo board shorts are awesome.”
“ No Chad, your yellow boat shoes are way more awesome”
“No Brad, your conk shell necklace is the most awesome of all.”

The Braden Evasion 

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful
Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.