The Borg 

The Borg is a collective of humanoids implanted with cybernetic components in the Star Trek universe. They are from the Delta Quadrant and their ships shapes consist of massive cubes, spheres, and even pyramids. Their minds are connected to the hive mind and every drone has lost it’s individuality. The Borg can assimilate entire civilizations in just a day. They assimilate different species to gain their memories and knowledge so they can achieve perfection. The Borg also have a Borg queen, who controls the collective. The Borg has tried to assimilate humanity twice, giving us the Battle of Wolf 359 where the Federation got their butts kicked with 11,000 casualties and the loss of 39 out of 40 ships. Then the Borg tried to go back in time to April 5th, 2063 to prevent the first contact between humans and Vulcans. Thanks to Picard, humanity was not assimilated. The Borg surprisingly actually had a species they couldn’t assimilate. Species 8472 slapped the Borg in the face, having the ability to completely destroy entire planets. The Borg would finally be defeated by none other than Captain Janeway herself, using a viru- ahhhh *gets assimilated* HELP ME- I’M TURNING INT- We are Borg. Yǿʉѓ bĩǿlǿĝĩĉãl ãñd ţêĉĥñǿlǿĝĩĉãl dĩşţĩñĉţĩvêñêşş ŵĩll bê ãddêd ţǿ ǿʉѓ ǿŵñ. Rêşĩşţãñĉê ĩş fʉţĩlê.

The Borg has its famous quote:

“We are Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile.”

The Borg by Grass grows, birds fly... April 23, 2021

the borg 

you will be assimilated

resistance is futile

(the borg)

the borg by RepublicofC May 5, 2014

the borg 

n. the borgata, the best place to gamboool in atlantic city.

herbs: yo, wanna go to the borg tonight?
karthik: definitely dude, i totally hit a jack on the river there last time. SHIP IT HOLLA!

the borg by khup December 13, 2006

assimilation by the Borg 

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

assimilation by the Borg by eeeeeee July 13, 2006

tapped into The Borg 

Used to describe a person who is wearing a Bluetooth headset, especially at an inappropriate time.

"Okay, I'm ready to rehearse."
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*

tapped into The Borg by Padby February 23, 2009

the borgias 

Badass Italian family. They were suspected of many crimes, like killing people, adultery, theft, simony, bribery, among other happy things.

Selena is being really suspicious lately. You'd think she was one of the Borgias or something.

the borgias by TokyoRose December 9, 2014

theborg 

An older, effeminate man who thinks he knows everything. He loves to monopolize conversations and assumes he is always the smartest man in the room, however that couldn't be further from the truth. His disingenuousness when talking amongst his peers reveals him to be the douchebag charlatan that he is. Also, a mixup of the words "braggy" and "bore".

Man, listen to him go on and on and on. Rob sure is theborg.

theborg by SpazzticOne July 24, 2020