The big dick

A term with many uses. Originating in RoundRock Texas. (Stonypoint HS) Can be used to describe someone who's attempting to show off. Who is showing off, or is saying or doing something for the sake of trying to impress people.

p1-Why didn't you answer your phone?
p2-I was busy
p1-Oh, so you just think you got the big dick now that your on Varsity?
p2-its not even like that man.

Nick-Man I lifted 270 today.
Brad- Ok...Big dick Nick

by K.Rashid May 25, 2008

''The big dick.''

A term with many uses. Originating in RoundRock Texas. (Stonypoint HS) Can be used to describe someone who's attempting to show off. Who is showing off, or is saying or doing something for the sake of trying to impress people.

p1-Why didn't you answer your phone?
p2-I was busy
p1-Oh, so you just think you got ''the big dick.'' now that your on Varsity?
p2-its not even like that man.

Nick-Man I lifted 270 today.
Brad- Ok...Big dick Nick.

by K.Rashid May 23, 2008

The Big Dick of Justice

The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.

"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"

by Remote Troll August 23, 2011

The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.

Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox

by please enter your username September 28, 2022

sucks the big dick

something that sucks big time; it/someone sucks really bad

John Kerry Sucks the Big Dick

by TE July 10, 2004

sucks the big dick

1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.

2. v. Dies.

When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!

by Downstrike July 10, 2004

the real big dick nick

The rea big dick nick is a cool strong hot muscular not so smart kid in high school that doesn't have a girl but little do the ladies know there's a snake in his pants and keep doubting him but he probably has the top 10 biggest cocks in the state

The real big dick nick fucked your bitch and she started crying cause of the hugeness of his cock

by Nick With The Big Dick1 July 15, 2017