The Adam Scale

a way to rate a girl 1-10 in all ways (her looks, body, and personality, etc.)

Ryan: “what would you put Jamie on the Adam scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”

The Adam Scale by Krazplayz September 14, 2020

The Adam Sandler Effect 

When someone is dating someone way out of their league or is a lot younger. Comes from Adam Sandler's films where he's always with a super attractive, young women.

Damn, my girlfriend is so hot, its definitely the Adam Sandler Effect.

The Adam Sandler Effect by eltonjohnskid February 21, 2022

the Adam Sandler complex 

It’s an Adam Sandler movie you have to watch it because he made it but you know it’s going to be shitty

I believe you have the Adam Sandler complex.

the Adam Sandler complex by Theblonejew January 26, 2019

Adam the Sandler

When u have a flat nose and highly reassemble Adam Sandler

Boy: "hey there"

Me: "no harm but u look like Adam the Sandler"

Adam the Sandler by Meatball head September 23, 2019

Adam D'Angelo the Simp 

Adam D'Angelo is the biggest simp in the world for collins. Simpey boi adam is what people call him.

Adam D'angelo the Simp will simp for collins and collins only

Adam D'Angelo the Simp by Adam the simp September 25, 2020

The Adams chili rainbow 

During anal intercourse, the inserter urinates, releasing from the receiver's anus a combination of urine, blood and feces.

Trevor couldn't reach orgasm during condom-less anal sex because of his need to urinate, thus his release of urination into Ashley, causing the Adams chili rainbow.

The Adams chili rainbow by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008

The Adamson Law 

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.

Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!

The Adamson Law by Heinkel November 25, 2017