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the hoover 

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.
I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.
the hoover by Bud E Love May 2, 2003
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The Hoover 

While in a doogy style position, the male grabs the arms of the female, and proceeds to walk her around the floor. It is a cleaning position. You clean your floor and have fun doing it.
Person 1-"Hey bill your floor looks really clean. Did you actually clean?"
Person 2-"Nah bro. I turned victoria into the hoover last night. She was pissed!"
The Hoover by madlaxind7 March 6, 2008

the hoover 

hehluh's dance!!!
Doing the hoover does not mean screwing the vacuum cleaner!
the hoover by Anonymous August 26, 2003

The Hoover 

The act of blowing one's load in or around a girls ass, and then sucking it out. It's optional to spit it on her face. The term comes from the similarity to the action of a vacuum cleaner.
We knew Alex's last name was Hoover, but we didn't know he enjoyed performing The Hoover so much.
The Hoover by spodumene November 29, 2006

the hoover 

A forbidden dance that is done only on the dance floor by a one Hoover.
the hoover by Anonymous August 6, 2003

the Hoover 

When a female gives oral and begins to deepthroat but she stops midway to slap her tongue against the penis and makes a loud suction noise like a vacuum cleaner
Guy: man i got the Hoover last night
Friend: damn man that sounds nice how was it
Guy: loud
the Hoover by becky j April 23, 2014

The Hoover 

When a man busts a nut inside a woman, then goes down and sucks his cum out of her pussy and kisses her filling her mouth with his load.
I heard Chris tried the Hoover on Jess last night! She was not cool with it.
The Hoover by Sonic22 December 20, 2020
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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