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While engaging in sexual intercourse, "doggy-style," in a striking motion the man hits the pits of each of his partner's elbows causing him/her to faceplant into the floor. At which point he pushes forward, while still engaged, in the manner of pushing a vacuum cleaner.
Rather than picking up the weeks worth of crumbed chips off his living room floor, Andrew decided to multi-task and gave his girlfriend the Hoover.
by Zach & Ryder January 21, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.
I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.
by Bud E Love May 02, 2003
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While in a doogy style position, the male grabs the arms of the female, and proceeds to walk her around the floor. It is a cleaning position. You clean your floor and have fun doing it.
Person 1-"Hey bill your floor looks really clean. Did you actually clean?"
Person 2-"Nah bro. I turned victoria into the hoover last night. She was pissed!"
by madlaxind7 March 06, 2008
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The act of blowing one's load in or around a girls ass, and then sucking it out. It's optional to spit it on her face. The term comes from the similarity to the action of a vacuum cleaner.
We knew Alex's last name was Hoover, but we didn't know he enjoyed performing The Hoover so much.
by spodumene November 29, 2006
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