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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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What's the name of this song? 

Commenter 1: What's the name of this song?
Commenter 2: Youtube link to Darude - Sandstorm

the song remains the same 

The most potent substance known to man; more intoxicating than heroin, crack and PCP combined. A film put together by order of Led Zeppelin in the 1970's, when watched it causes the viewer to become more battered/stoned/fucked than anything else ever.
"This one time, I stayed awake all night watching 'The Song Remains The Same' and I can remember after that is waking up in rehab."

The Blame Song {Blame Song} 

1.A sound recording first published by an Atlanta Georgia music company called Dark Town Music Group in the year 2008. 2.A song lyric written and performed by Atlanta Georgia recording artist Lord Hector Diono.
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Get off the song 

A term used to tell someone to stop interupting a good song you are listening to with pointless jabbering.
Radio: She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lol---

Person 1: Hey, in the Sixth Sense dont you think that Bruce Willis would have realized that he was dead sooner?

Person 2: (turns up volume)

Radio: Lola, L-O--

Person 1: (louder) Because I mean he had been dead for like eight months or something in the movie, Dont you think he would realize that nobody except an eight year old child has even acknowledged him in the past few months? And another thing----

Person 2: Hey, Hey! Will you get off the song for a minute? I'm pretty sure this conversation can wait.
Get off the song by assman kosmo October 23, 2010