that's what he did

just the opposite of that's what she did meaning; it sounds like it's something a guy would do or looks like a guy woukld do

-2 guys got a bunch of boxes in the trunk of a car-
guy1-oh yeah!! we got it in!!
guy2-that's what he did

-2 gurls trying to put money in a vending machine-
gurl1-ugh it won't go in!
gurl2-that's what he did

-guy puts pencil through sharpener-
guy2 that's what he did

by tica0sofa09 December 11, 2010

That’s What He Did

The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!

After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!

by Major Thomas Randle July 20, 2018

that's what he didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (female) speaker. Means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is male, the related saying that's what she didn't say should be used.

Emily: "OMG girl that shirt is totally fab! Can I try it on?"
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."

by Nicholas D December 18, 2012