thank G 

Short for: thank Google for it's awesomeness

David: Woo! Thank G! I now know how to make love
Joe: Awesome

thank G by RyuTheMighty January 13, 2011

Thank Google 

An exclamation, similar to "Thank God", that one would use to express relief and gratitude after a long but successful search engine info hunt, started with very little to go on and ending with the knowledge sought.

I was looking for the name of the song in that commercial, because i'm totally addicted to it, and Thank Google I found it.

Thank Google by jeffff June 5, 2007

Thank God for Mississippi 

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.

When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.

Thank God for Mississippi by koalaroo May 26, 2008

Thank God it’s all over! 

The long awaited joyful exclamation, the parallel sentiment to “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!” from The Wizard of Oz,” that most sane folk will be feeling, as the Extortionist in Chief is led out of the White House in shiny handcuffs and a handsome straightjacket.

We can all begin the recovery now and breathe a mass sigh of relief as we say in unison, “thank God it’s all over!”

Thank God it’s all over! by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

Thank God for small favors 

An ancestor of this phrase is "Thank heaven for small mercies". It's often used sarcastically to express relief that an unpleasant person or situation is avoided or gone.

"That annoying student finally moved to another state," the secretary told the principal.
"Thank God for small favors," replied the Principal.

Thank God for small favors by Gnex September 6, 2016

Thank gosh 

"Thank god" but for atheists

Doctor: "Your father's triple bypass surgery was a success."

"Thank gosh he's alright!"

Thank gosh by jojitodorito November 7, 2022

Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger 

A specialized burger topped with a fried egg.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger, it comes with a fried egg!"

Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018