thanapist

A friend that in an intense argument becomes a therapist and snaps the problem away.

Me and the boys were having a huge argument and then Kayla stepped in and was a thanapist, and eventually snapped the problem away.

by Gary Greybottom August 29, 2019

therapist friend

The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.

Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.

by Sable135 September 15, 2021

Thanasis

A man of Greek origin. May own small islands in the Aegean and welcome visitors with exuberant declarations of 'Welcome to my island'. Thanasis is generous, fun-loving, romantic, sexy, a great lover and a true and loyal friend. Thanasis will lend you anything and try to procure anything you want that he doesn't have. Often quite hairy. Likes to party hard, love well and uses the word brave to mean big. A Thansis is a wonderful human being.

Girl 1: I met this awesome guy in Greece
Girl 2: Did he own the island?
Girl 1: Funnily enough he did!
Girl 2: He must have been Thanasis then!

by Achanaich August 24, 2011

wardrobe therapist

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire

Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.

by ayyfron August 6, 2010

massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

by alliresa September 27, 2008

Respiratory therapist

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems

If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

by JennOwens August 11, 2008

Therapist

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

I'll take the rapist for 500

by Chase C June 6, 2005