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thames house

Either of the buildings in London used by MI5 and MI6, the 'Secret services' in UK. Conveniently marked on all street maps for convenience of terrorism.
"Ive got a job in Thames House"...pauses..."Oh shit. Ive got to kill you now.."
thames house by oracle March 12, 2004

thames river 

a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.
man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.
thames river by Twelve Express October 28, 2020

Thames barge 

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.
Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."
Thames barge by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006

Thames Park 

some new school that their head teacher posted on tiktok 😭😭. his liked videos are women shaking ass and he's commented "lovely" on them.. (hoping he isn't a pedo for you guys)
the school looks lovely tho (according to Google images)
"yo you heard of that new school?"
"oh thames park? yh they've got a weird head"
"feel bad for those kids going to tp tbh"
"mums"
Thames Park by onlyjay August 30, 2022

thames eels 

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.
"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "
thames eels by PorkyPie April 10, 2024

Thames River Monster 

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.
The Thames River Monster got my $20 again
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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