Thameslink
That's a bit Thameslink.
Thameslink by NickM999 June 11, 2018
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Thameslink
The name of rail franchisee in the UK, operating under a management contract who fail at the most fundamental operational areas of business such as employment of enough staff.
A euphemism for when an upcoming event or situation that is advertised to be a huge success yet anyone with opposable thumbs could have predicted would result in a fuck-up of epic proportions then proceeds exactly as planned creating a shitstorm beyond all human comprehension.
The situation concludes with all involved and responsible for the entirely predictable shitstorm then attempting to bodyswerve any responsibility by blaming the situation onto many unpredictable factors such as the sun rising in the morning and snow falling in the winter time.
A euphemism for when an upcoming event or situation that is advertised to be a huge success yet anyone with opposable thumbs could have predicted would result in a fuck-up of epic proportions then proceeds exactly as planned creating a shitstorm beyond all human comprehension.
The situation concludes with all involved and responsible for the entirely predictable shitstorm then attempting to bodyswerve any responsibility by blaming the situation onto many unpredictable factors such as the sun rising in the morning and snow falling in the winter time.
Jesus fucking christ, I went for a look inside that Chernobyl reactor and took some fuel rods as souvenirs and now I'm told I only have 3 days to live, that all went a bit Thameslink.
I really didn't like that movie so I kept watching it to see if the ending would change and the hero wouldn't die? - That's a bit Thameslink to think the ending would change.
Officer, I did not buy cocaine, it must have gotten blow into the window and landed on the table in a line like that! - You expect me to believe that? How Thameslink do you think I am.
I really didn't like that movie so I kept watching it to see if the ending would change and the hero wouldn't die? - That's a bit Thameslink to think the ending would change.
Officer, I did not buy cocaine, it must have gotten blow into the window and landed on the table in a line like that! - You expect me to believe that? How Thameslink do you think I am.
Thameslink by Angie Dull June 11, 2018
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thamesing
A night/evening (?) wherein one is amongst friends and consumes alcoholic beverages such as cider, beer, or vodka. One thus gets pissed, and walks up the river Thames in order to get a train back to Kitt's. One may also phone Otto.
I heard about this thamesing thing... we should totally do that around the Seine. Although I wouldn't want to wake up the homeless... or call Otto for that matter.
thamesing by MadisonTwatter October 19, 2008
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
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