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a funny looking turtle who has a very nice personallity even though it's got a moustache.
-Hi, I would like to buy a Thaize
-I'm sorry, none of our turtles have moustaches right now
thaize by stan458741 October 13, 2007
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thainertot 

A name you call a small, ass, bitch, who has no balls or dick
and cant keep a secret
dude, that busdriver is a total thainertot.
thainertot by swaggy N May 19, 2016
Related Words
She is the taizet of his heart.
Taizet by twisterthemonk April 29, 2011

Thainese 

The ethnicity that people think Taiwanese people belong to if they know nothing about Taiwan.
John: Hey brother where you from?

Ricky: I'm from Taiwan man, how about you?

John: Awesome, I love Thainese people! Love those Pad Thai noodles.

Ricky: ....
Thainese by Ricky Ricardoooo August 15, 2012
An Irish person who is a cash baron and has a poo bod

One who dribbles like a 3yr old!!

Picks up in foggs bathroom

Cannot score a try but is passionate

Guy #1: I was at the exchange the other night and there was an irish guy shouting jaeger bombs. He has a poo bod.

Guy #2: Yeah he also cannot score a try, what a Thaige!
Thaige by Droppy April 15, 2008

Thaileban 

It's someone who love Thailand and his people... expecially women... at the point to believe that everything concern this country is flawless and no one has the rights to disagree with them. Thailand as way of life became a matter of faith and they are ready to fight in order to defence her supposed purity, of the country and expecially of her own daughters.
He is a thaileban so he doesn't belive me when I said that his girlfriend from previous holiday has failed into my bed last night for 1000 baht!
Thaileban by AllaThailandia.it August 21, 2009
A baddie in need of a zaddy. She's a cutie with a booty. Her hair is luscious and her makeup is always on fleek even though she doesn't need it. She is a fierce and is the baddest bitch out there. QUEEN B.
"Damn, I'm in need of a baddie"

"Get yourself a Thailer."
Thailer by Baddiewithazaddy November 18, 2016
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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