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thai hot pot
dipping your fingers in a pot of hot wax, while a Thai ladyboy poos on your chest; also, a Noodles & Co. dish
thai hot pot by ktchaos April 16, 2014
Thai Honeymoon
A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.
I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.
Thai Honeymoon by Sleepwalkazzz December 29, 2010
Thai hole
your burning asshole that is covered in spicy chili oil from yesterday's pad thai, which you are now passing via a sloppy, thai-infused shit splatter
Thai Hooker
An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."
AKA The Spaghetti Western
AKA How I Built the Railroad
AKA The Spaghetti Western
AKA How I Built the Railroad
My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.
See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker
See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker
Thai Hooker by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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