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teaocon
A Sarah Palin/George Bush Republican disguising themselves as a Constitutional Conservative/Libertarians to co-op and hijack the original Ron Paul inspired Tea Party movement.
Neocon1: Hey! Look at all those people, angry at our big our of control war mongering government.
Neocon2: Yeah, they are really gaining some serious momuntum.
Neocon1: Time to divide and conquer the TeaParty movement so we can continue trillion dollar deficits and wage war!
Teaocon: Great, were in! Now lets talk about bombing Iran and get the left to call us racists! These teabaggers dont stand a chance!
Neocon2: Yeah, they are really gaining some serious momuntum.
Neocon1: Time to divide and conquer the TeaParty movement so we can continue trillion dollar deficits and wage war!
Teaocon: Great, were in! Now lets talk about bombing Iran and get the left to call us racists! These teabaggers dont stand a chance!
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Teaocon
A former/current Bush/McCain-style neoconservative that has infiltrated the liberty movement that was founded by Ron Paul supporters in 2007.
A teocon is a confused or generally hypocritical individual that ostensibly demands less taxation and government but still demands that the military industrial complex intervene in world affairs at taxpayer expense.
A teocon is a confused or generally hypocritical individual that ostensibly demands less taxation and government but still demands that the military industrial complex intervene in world affairs at taxpayer expense.
That teaocon Sarah Palin thinks Obama should bomb Iran, doesn't she know that war IS a "big government" program?
Tehoctagon
Verb meaning "to kick someone's ass". It can be used in the literal sense "Kick someone in the butt" or figuratively "I'll kick you're ass in this game"
Grammar notes:
Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)
Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned
Grammar notes:
Transitive (ie s.b. tehoctagons s.t./s.b.)
Irregular preterite: tehoctagan
Regular participle: tehoctagoned
I did terribly on the test, it tehoctagan the crap out of me.
They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.
Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.
I tehoctagon at this game.
They tehoctagan each other right in the hallway.
Don't get in a fight with him, he has tehocotagoned 3 people already.
I tehoctagon at this game.
Tehoctagon by zlackoff April 24, 2009
Terococolala
Terococolala is a real country in Africa. It is controlled by the Dictators Wiktoria and Wiktoria2. Its flag is Orange with a black clover outline. The clover represents good luck and the Orange represents The great legendary almighty omnipotent Annoying Orange- which the residents worship daily. The native language is Simlish.
Terococolala by wiktoia November 22, 2020
Tezos
An adult Greek male that is a beacon of Masculinity, culinary master, enjoys the company of money and hits the bass guitar with the force of a truck.
Tezos by Samsung Xbox October 31, 2020
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murderhobo
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