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textual harrassment 

To be constantly text, im'd or msg'd by an unwanted person.
The new girl at work wont stop texting me, she should be arrested for textual harrassment
textual harrassment by andyclio19 January 21, 2009

textual harassment 

the term used to describe when one is constantly and obsessively texted by someone whom they don't wish to communicate with.
john keeps textually harassing me - hes sent me like 50 texts today, even though i haven't responded to any of them. i wish he'd quit partaking in textual harassment.

Textual Harrasment

Is defined as
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.

B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.

C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Holy fricken cow, gave my number to a co-worker to keep me up to date with schedule changes now I get like 50 a day from them, if this doesn't stop gonna have to turn them into the boss for textual harrasment.

B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!

C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
Textual Harrasment by ben14 July 7, 2010

textual harassment 

To harass someone through text messages.
If I texted my co-worker would that be textual harassment?
textual harassment by Jen C. May 25, 2006

Textual Harassment 

Sending an anonymous text message to a random person with a revealing picture and a sexual-like message.

Origin: Tosh.0 Season 5 episode 1
(sexy pic)
message: plus you makes 3

receiver:hey that was a Textual Harassment

Textual Harassment 

Part of the stalker's arsenal, textual harassment is the act of using a mobile phone to bombard someone with unsolicited text messages of any nature, though usually social or sexual in nature.
A: "Dude, the chick I railed last weekend won't leave me alone. I'm getting 5 or 6 texts a day from her."

B: "Sounds like textual harassment to me, man. I'm so sorry to hear about that."
Textual Harassment by Jay Claytor January 4, 2009
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