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texttigate 

When someone takes your phone and secretly reads your text messages for gossiping purposes
"Don't texttigate me you douche bag dive me back my phone"
texttigate by hayhay08 April 18, 2008
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Textimate 

The act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the 'WORD' function on the cell phone correctly.
Man 1: What the hell does 'Puck my dial' mean?

Man 2: I'm going to textimate and say that they meant, 'Suck my Dick'
Textimate by MirandaxPanda March 5, 2009

Textgate 

Similar to “Watergate”. Insinuates a scandal caused by several people “conspiring” via text. Can also refer to items in a group text that initiated a conflict.
“You better not let anyone see that, or it will be Textgate 2018 all over again”.
Textgate by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Textricate 

Removing oneself from a relationship via text message.
"Are you still going out with that crazy bitch?"

"No, I managed to textricate myself last week!"
Textricate by Oilymarc August 27, 2016

textipated 

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.
Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.
textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014

textigation 

Looking at someone elses text with out permison. ex. you boyfriend or girlfriend.
I think she cheated on me so I had to do a textigation.
textigation by That b!tch October 16, 2008

Texticate 

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.
Texticate by Beauty22 February 24, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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