textstatic

the extensive use of exclamation points to show enthusiasm

BOB: "dude why is karen always textstatic?"
JON: "what do you mean?"
BOB: "text her"
JON'S TEXT:hey karen
KAREN'S TEXT: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by donjuan demarco December 8, 2010

textitation

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.

Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"

by itaub1 December 9, 2008

text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

textomatic

having the ability to text quickly.

I possess great textomatic skills.

by Mishkalinda May 20, 2008

Textsation

When two people are texting back and forth about an important topic of conversation. Something you should/could call the person about. It involves over 160 character texts and multiple texts.

Text 1: I think we should break up
Text 2: We are not having this textsation right now.

Other: Breaking up, dating, sex, global warming, etc.

by Alyssa James March 9, 2009

textslation

Something misunderstood or misinterpreted during texting

Tara:What are you doing?
Mark:Am screwing together these 2 boards
Tara:I Like to screw
Mark: Thats SO HOTT
Tara: boards together
Mark: O nevermind that got lost in textslation

by Theman152 February 25, 2011

textstrating

when a girl menustrates at you over text

Emma was textstrating at me about her friends talking about her behind her back. Maybe she should stop being a slut.

by Don Fernando Castillo Saavedra March 15, 2011