text-static 

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

text-static by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

textstatic 

the extensive use of exclamation points to show enthusiasm

BOB: "dude why is karen always textstatic?"
JON: "what do you mean?"
BOB: "text her"
JON'S TEXT:hey karen
KAREN'S TEXT: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

textstatic by donjuan demarco December 8, 2010