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textplosion 

noun - a massive amount of text messages sent in a drunken or kinetic frenzy and regretted at a later date.
I got so drunk last night that I sent Blake a textplosion. I hope he still respects me in the morning.
textplosion by thebdilly May 14, 2010

titplosion 

when two girls chest bump and there boobs hit eatch others and causes pain for one or both people
Girl* scores basket*
girl2 YES highfive*chestbump*
girl OUCH that was a titplosion
girl2 deffs
titplosion by WHUP242 June 2, 2009

tweetplosion 

Short for Tweet Explosion- On Twitter when all the same time, numerous Tweets are posted causing a Tweetplosion
Oh frick, I think i feel a tweetplosion coming on.

@TBlagdon @remington3000 yeah dude, i told you the #tweetplosion was coming. are you safe?
tweetplosion by @TBlagdon February 11, 2010

textsplosion 

Sending ridiculously long texts at once. Text explosion. Textsplosion.
Sorry for the textsplosion I just had to tell you about how I repaired my car with only a screwdriver and a paper clip!

Another textsplosion? Not again!!

This girl wont quit it with the textsplosion she thinks I'm her psychiatrist or something
textsplosion by professorecks April 19, 2015

Texplosion 

An executive way to bring down the twin towers and WTC7 in their footprints with the help of 150 million brain-dead American citizens and a band of assholes who claim Texas as their home.
The Texplosion(s) leading up to a massive clusterfuck on that fateful day will hopefully ring out for years to come, as an example of how NOT to be duped into electing pieces of shit disguised as presidents.
Texplosion by choggie September 2, 2010

templosion 

A situation where one's temper explodes, or suffers an explosion and therefore a "templosion"...
After having hip surgery, Roy walked into a footstool and almost fell over. However, the stress of this minor event caused him to have a templosion for which he later apologized to his wife.
templosion by k9backdoc May 13, 2019