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textsplosion

Sending ridiculously long texts at once. Text explosion. Textsplosion.
Sorry for the textsplosion I just had to tell you about how I repaired my car with only a screwdriver and a paper clip!

Another textsplosion? Not again!!

This girl wont quit it with the textsplosion she thinks I'm her psychiatrist or something
by professorecks April 19, 2015
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Twatsplosion

The expulsion of vaginal fluids from the vagina after they have built up inside of a female for a short period of time. Once the area is probed by an object, the vaginal region becomes massively moist in a period of only serveral short seconds.
Just when I thought Mary was very dry, my fingers parted her lips and I felt a twatsplosion.
by subnetmask July 3, 2004
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Textplosion

Recieving a high number of text messages in a short amount of time from varies people.
Jared- "Dam my phone has been going off for two mins with three days worth of text messages. It's a textplosion!"
by flyin jay October 17, 2010
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textplosion

noun - a massive amount of text messages sent in a drunken or kinetic frenzy and regretted at a later date.
I got so drunk last night that I sent Blake a textplosion. I hope he still respects me in the morning.
by thebdilly May 14, 2010
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titsplosion

1)The action whereby the breasts of a well-endowed person, usually a woman in skimpy attire, finally exceeds her clothes, often in public.
2)When boobs explode out of an item of clothing.
Will: "Oh my God, Emilys' tits just popped out!"

Dave: "Yes, it was a real titsplosion, wasn't it?"
by Duke82 October 29, 2009
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Twitsplosion

Twitsplosion is the phenomenon when a person "tweets" continuously and rapidly for a short amount of time until they can no longer "tweet"
John was approaching twitsplosion
by redkind September 7, 2009
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Texplosion

An executive way to bring down the twin towers and WTC7 in their footprints with the help of 150 million brain-dead American citizens and a band of assholes who claim Texas as their home.
The Texplosion(s) leading up to a massive clusterfuck on that fateful day will hopefully ring out for years to come, as an example of how NOT to be duped into electing pieces of shit disguised as presidents.
by choggie September 2, 2010
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