templosion 

A situation where one's temper explodes, or suffers an explosion and therefore a "templosion"...

After having hip surgery, Roy walked into a footstool and almost fell over. However, the stress of this minor event caused him to have a templosion for which he later apologized to his wife.

templosion by k9backdoc May 13, 2019

Trumplosion 

The process in which an orange dwarf star spews copious amounts of vile hot gas until the gravity of its own petty bullshit causes it to implode on to itself.

I'm really enjoying how this Trumplosion is playing out in the media. F' that guy!

Trumplosion by MastercraftTools August 4, 2016

templationship 

A composition of the words "temporary" and "relationship". It is when two, or more parties agrees that a relationship should only be temporary.

As opposed to most people, who are serial monogamists, people who agree to a templationship are aware about their situation.

It is ideal when you know you're not suited or compatible for long term, but you have intense chemistry and enjoy spending time with each other. Templationships are mostly exclusive in nature, but can also not be. It is defined by the people agreeing to it.

Jane: Have you heard? Sarah and Josh are finally dating!
Laura: Yeah, but Josh wants kids down the line, and Sarah has other plans. I am pretty sure they agreed to a templationship!

templationship by Maoraw May 24, 2021

Textplosion 

Recieving a high number of text messages in a short amount of time from varies people.

Jared- "Dam my phone has been going off for two mins with three days worth of text messages. It's a textplosion!"

Textplosion by flyin jay October 17, 2010

emplosion 

Process of simultaneous explosion and implosion. Intense but without any measurable effects to the outside world.

I was about to sneeze but it ended up with an intense emplosion.

emplosion by ZgodniDida September 17, 2013

titplosion 

when two girls chest bump and there boobs hit eatch others and causes pain for one or both people

Girl* scores basket*
girl2 YES highfive*chestbump*
girl OUCH that was a titplosion
girl2 deffs

titplosion by WHUP242 June 2, 2009

textplosion 

noun - a massive amount of text messages sent in a drunken or kinetic frenzy and regretted at a later date.

I got so drunk last night that I sent Blake a textplosion. I hope he still respects me in the morning.

textplosion by thebdilly May 14, 2010