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textmosis 

When another person in earshot gets a text message and you mistakenly check your phone.
I thought I got a text message but I was wrong, it was just textmosis.
textmosis by Dougled February 16, 2009
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Textmess 

When the thought or ideas behind the text get lost in translation
I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.
Textmess by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020

textposts 

Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.
I spent all night on Instagram last night, looking at Tumblr textposts.
textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014

Textmoji 

Emojis expressed in text form. Derived from words text and emoji, textmojis are frequently used by people who find spamming emojis to be extremely cringe-worthy. Some popular examples include:

:D ;) :') :3 >:(

Not to be confused with smileys/emoticons, which baby boomers had in Yahoo Messenger back in the 90s.
Me: Lmao dude, did that girl seriously just use textmojis in the class group chat?!
Friend: Yeah man, still better than those pricks that keep spamming the laughing emoji.
Textmoji by PM_ME_AXOLOTL_PICS January 19, 2020

textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!
textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010

textmessageitis 

The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time
Angie and Callin have a severe case of textmessageitis
textmessageitis by Callin M November 18, 2006

textesis 

The act of engaging in long conversations via texting via cellular devices.
"Jack and Sally sure do love to textesis eachother quite often," said Frank.
textesis by Michael Erdelac February 5, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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