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Textmess
I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.
Textmess by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020
Related Words
textmosis • textnosis • Textmessageless • textesis • Textmess • textmessageitis • Textmoji • textmosphere • Textorising • textorist
textposts
Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.
textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014
Textmoji
Emojis expressed in text form. Derived from words text and emoji, textmojis are frequently used by people who find spamming emojis to be extremely cringe-worthy. Some popular examples include:
:D ;) :') :3 >:(
Not to be confused with smileys/emoticons, which baby boomers had in Yahoo Messenger back in the 90s.
:D ;) :') :3 >:(
Not to be confused with smileys/emoticons, which baby boomers had in Yahoo Messenger back in the 90s.
Me: Lmao dude, did that girl seriously just use textmojis in the class group chat?!
Friend: Yeah man, still better than those pricks that keep spamming the laughing emoji.
Friend: Yeah man, still better than those pricks that keep spamming the laughing emoji.
Textmoji by PM_ME_AXOLOTL_PICS January 19, 2020
textorist
One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
textmessageitis
The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time
textmessageitis by Callin M November 18, 2006
textesis
textesis by Michael Erdelac February 5, 2008
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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